 | "Obscenity" by Kelvin Klone. It makes you want to scream! |
 | "Eau de Pew" by Nowater Tobathe. Made from the anal gland secretions of skunks and pole cats, and sweetened with natural essences of pickles and chocolate. |
 | "Elsewhere" by Anchovy. He'll go wild, he'll go crazy... One whiff, and he'll go...Elsewhere. |
 | "Ice Water" by Curry King. Pungent overtones of garlic, onions & cumin, reminiscent of curry kitchens of the far East, it's name says it all. It makes your "Ice Water" (eyes water) |
 | "Nasty" by Prince Scratchasmelly. Subtle fragrance of burning tires & hot metal. Perfect for biker babes! |
 | "Eau de Poisson" by Fishgeralds On The Sea. On the wharf, or in the cannery, this fragrance will be right at home. Warning: Avoid cats while wearing Poisson. Attacks have been reported. |
 | "Putrid" by Oscar de la Groucha. They were going to call this one Trash Strike, but thought better of it. This fragrance is ABSOLUTELY UNFORGETTABLE...unfortunately... |
 | "Raunchy" by Hell's Smells. This fragrance makes you want to get a lot closer... to someone who is NOT wearing it. |
 | "Robya" by Franklin McMoney Mogul. This one smells like freshly minted money, and it will cost you a lot of it too. |
 | "Techie 24-7" by Chip Ram. Gives you that "I've been working hard ALL DAY" aroma that men love...on themselves.
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